WELCOME ONE AND ALL

Hey all, since this is my... Third post in so many, um, a long time, I figured I could tell you about myself and... stuff.

So, with further ado, stuff! (and Myself)

Okay, to begin with, this is me:

Note Healthy Brown Colour, pockmarks, and general lumpynes.

I suppose I'll explain: I'm quite overweight, but I'm currently trying to loose the excess globules through a regime of exercise, healthy eating, and regular self-mockery. This is not going well at this point, but surely my ideal self-image is just around the corner!

Artist's Rendition

I guess that's enough about my body, let's talk about my brain!

I have problems, real problems.

There are thoughts in my head that I simply cannot describe. I have been said to have an "active imagination". I'm to assume that means that I think weird thoughts.

A beautiful summer's day in the Eternal Sunshine of My Spotless Mind

Now that you're accustomed to my magnificence, I though I could share some of my loves and hobbies. If I can still legally call them "Hobbies" after the hearing.

I often find myself in the bush with a large Four-Wheel-Drive and a whole expanse of nature to destroy. Sometimes even deliberately. Or because my GPS has once again tried to direct me to the lost Brittany city of Ys. On these occasions, I simply drive in a straight line until I hit a road

Villages and the people therein do not count as roads

 
I'm am also an Amateur photographer, which I hope to turn into a career at some point, which would be awesome if I could.

An Example of my work: Not Humorous

 
Along with my Photography, I enjoy Music. Listening, making, general talking-about... ing. Ing.

Please, however, don't ask me who my favourite artists/songs/genres/unrelated breakfast cerals are, because the answer you will inevitably get is "Oh, er, um, I like...music and the such."

So yeah, feel free to ask my opinion of Individual songs/artists/etc., but don't expect me to list mine out off the top of my head.


Finally, my favourite Hobby of all time is this: Picking up and vaugely barrel shaped/phallic object and pretending I'm a super cool action dude, making all shooting bad guys with a never-runs-out-of-bullets machine gun. And then I flip the barrel shape/phallic object and play a wicked awesome mouth-guitar solo before getting all serious again and resuming my hunt of my various arch nemeses' henchmen.

You have to be pretty damn awesome to properly render this image in your braind

I think that I will let you contemplate and digest what you have experienced at this point: More on me at a later date.

CJ