Ideas Man

Sometimes, I get ideas. Brilliant ideas. Like, imagine a children's show, like Thomas the Tank Engine, but with four wheel drive cars. It could be called Harry the Hummer!

"OH NO, The Unnecessarily Obese National Park Ranger requires another off-road rescuer!" cried harry as a rapper tried to add 40 inch rims to his body.

And it could deal with real world issue that children have. Like one day when Neil the Nissan Patrol gets a new bullbar, all the other cars make fun of him for having a "Metal Mouth". But after a terrible accident, he gains a new perspective about protective equipment designed to help you;

The moral is: Having pieces of Steel bolted to your face isn't as bad as it seems.

Or another episode, where Larry the Landcruiser Prado tries to prove that he's just as awesome as his Big Brother.

It doesn't end well

Or that time when the Suzuki Brothers make fun of Harry for being totally fat. Cause he's a hummer. And they're pretty huge.

Seriously America, Get laid.

So, that's my idea. If anybody from the ABC, SBS or CTW are watching this, call me.